I think one of the reasons to have children is so you can relive your youth through them. I mean how many little kids know who the cast of Star Wars and Star Trek are? Well lucky for them their parents do and they are cool enough to get them in some sweet costumes for Halloween.
A couple of weeks ago we compared human parenting with animal parenting. Well once again we show you some of the reasons why some people just shouldn’t be allowed to care for children.
SERIOUS TENNIS COACH – Cute chick hates her tennis coach and she is not afraid to say it on the court.
KIDS DO THE DARNEST THINGS – Kids doing crazy funny stuff.
It is one of those weekends when Mom is out of town taking care of her parents or for a conference and Dad assures her that he can manage the kids alone.
Honestly, I’ve never been a fan of dolls. Some of the dolls I see in toy shops look like they are ready to jump off the shelves at the strike of midnight and grab a kitchen knife for a killing spree. Maybe too much Hollywood movies, but here are some dolls that are seriously creepy or disturbed.
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”
Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, “OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.”
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”
The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, another dog is pushing her home.”
If only more parents understood the truth of these words of wisdom…
Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
They say kids brighten the home. That’s because they never turn the damn lights off.
Give your children two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use ‘Big People ‘ words,’ she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend. ‘I went to visit my Nana’. No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People’ words!’
She then asked Mitchell what he had done ‘I took a ride on a choo-choo’. She said. ‘No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words’.
She then asked little Alex what he had done? ‘I read a book’ he replied. ‘That’s WONDERFUL!’ the teacher said. ‘What book did you read?’ I love this….. Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said…… ‘Winnie the SHIT.’
FUNNY HOST BLOOPER – Not sure which is funnier, that she mispronounced the word or that she was completely unaware of her mistake.
WATER SPRINKLER HAVOC – This guy should just go home and get into bed until this day is over.
PUDDLES NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM – Kid is playing innocently with puddles of water until he got more than he asked for!
Children at the age of innocence and purity. These photos convey a sense of joy and happiness found with these young ones (& some adults).
Photos from the celebrity family albums as compared with their recent appearances! Most of them look just the same, just a little bit maturer!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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