If you are in the market for a new laptop this little deal might be too good to pass up.  The Toshiba Satellite A505 is being offered for $699 at Amazon!  The machine features a 16 inch diagonal TruBrite Widescreen HD display, dual layer DVD RW, 2.1 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo T6500 processor, 800 MHz front-side bus speed and 2 MB L2 cache, Intel’s 5100AGN wireless LAN, a 500 GB hard drive, 4 GB of installed RAM (upgradeable to 8 GB), 1.3-megapixel webcam, Harman Kardon speakers, 5-in-1 memory card reader, HDMI audio/video output as well as SPDIF digital audio output for 5.1-channel surround sound, and 64-bit version of the Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium operating system.  Oh and for you out there, like me, that don’t like Vista you qualify for a free Windows 7 Upgrade when it is released!

NO DIRT! -- Funny commercial about a hot chick, drugs and toilets. Go figure.

STUPID GUY LETS LAPTOP FLY AWAY -- Chinese guy gets convinced by fun chicks to tie his laptop to the balloons during an Oktoberfest outdoor party. Pretty sure he hates balloons now.

COOL PEPSI COMMERCIAL -- Brings out the Italian Mafia in you.