Montana * It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail. * It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. * In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. Nebraska * It is illegal for a mother to give [...]

‘You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.’ ‘Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They stretch after awhile.’ ‘If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.’ ‘If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.’ ‘Can you run [...]