I found these and I do not know if they are true. So read at your own risk, but feel free to shoot any of them if you know it to be untrue.

Alabama

* In jasper, it is illigal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
* It is illigal to play Dominos on Sunday.
* It is illigal top wear a dake moustache that causes laughter in church.
* Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Alaska

* In Fairbanks, it is illigal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
* While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Arizona

* In Tucson, it is illigal for women to wear pants.
* In Globe, it is illigal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
* In Glendale, it is illigal to drive a car in reverse.
* In Nogales, it is illigal to wear suspenders.

Arkansas

* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
* In Fayetteville, it is illigal to kill “any living creature”.
* Schoolteachers who bob their hair may forfeit their pay raises.
* Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.

California

* In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
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These laws are not scientifically proven, not theoretically reasonable and not professionally endorsed, but they are irrefutably true.

O’brien’s Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Cannon’s Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

OWEN’S LAW
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Ok, these facts have not been independently verified, so take them with a pinch of salt, sugar, vinegar, whatever…

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.(Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

3. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (…so they’ll never know they went blind?)

4. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time…
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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
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