A funny variation of a joke that was published here recently. Now what makes you think we hate lawyers here? ———————————————————————– A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. “I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. “But there is a [...]

Apparently published in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are statements and questions made by real lawyers during their trials. No wonder lawyers have such bad rep! 1. “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?” 2. “The youngest [...]

A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed “Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.” The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked “Mommy, why did they bury two men there?” — A woman went to her doctor for advice. She [...]