Excerpts of letters received by landlords… I would be grouchy too! I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof. This is [...]

A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair [...]