Little Johnny goes back to school on Monday and the teacher asks the kids if there was anything exciting that happened to them over the weekend. Little Johnny is waving his hand like crazy, well the teacher knows how little Johnny is so she doesn’t want to call on him. Finally, she gives in and [...]

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Johnny! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.” Johnny whimpers and says, “There’s no one to [...]