Got dragged to go shopping with your spouse? Some wonderfully creative things to do when you become utterly bored:

1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, “Code 3″ in housewares….. and watch what happened.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-by.
6. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
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