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January 26, 2009
The Blind Snake and Blind Rabbit
Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. [...]
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January 23, 2009
Politics and Corporate Models According to Cows
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted [...]
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January 21, 2009
Funny Management Stories
Lesson Number One A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of [...]
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October 29, 2008
Funny Out-of-Office Messages
Just like voice messages, out-of-office messages are a great avenue for some creativity and fun. Here are some good messages that you could try… at the expense of your job. 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please [...]
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October 28, 2008
Special High Intensity Training (XXXX)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well rained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share [...]
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October 27, 2008
Americans vs. Japanese Boat Race
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for [...]
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