Tag Archives: marriage

January 19, 2009

Silent War

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 A.M. for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
January 7, 2009

Marriage Changes Everything

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few days they meet up for [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
January 6, 2009

Saying the Right Thing

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party… As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
December 26, 2008

Marriage Humor

Small list of comics about how it all goes downhill after marriage.
Filed under: Daily Pictures
December 17, 2008

Marriage Rules

Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
December 10, 2008

‘Marital Bliss’ – Angelina Jolie & Brad Bitt

These pictures were taken before Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were officially a couple. Brad Pitt collaborates with photographer Steven Klein to portray what marital bliss is supposed to look like. Pity it is probably not what most Hollywood couples turn out to be.
Filed under: Celebrities
December 4, 2008

Sextuplets!

Before your dirty mind starts taking over, no, this post is not about sex, but rather the RESULT of it. How about SIX results?? This couple found themselves with 6 babies at one shot or Sextuplets. Talk about efficiency! Check out the size of the mother’s stomach!!
Filed under: Daily Pictures
December 1, 2008

Quickie

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to poach eggs for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.’ My eyes lit up and I thought, ‘I am either still dreaming [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
November 6, 2008

Desires and Urges

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
October 16, 2008

Discounted Hitman

There were these friends who played golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the guy and said, “Sure.” So they teed off. About two holes into the game, [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
October 15, 2008

Custody Battle

An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court of a small, remote village. During the proceedings, custody of the children was the big problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into the world, she should be [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
October 14, 2008

More Marriage Humor

I am certainly not against marriage but there are just too many hilarious comics on marriage not to share with everyone here. Most of them are probably based on true experience unfortunately but marriage is still a good thing!
Filed under: Daily Pictures

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