Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’ Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI I was [...]

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’ ‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies. ‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will [...]

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.” Then the German doctor bragged, “That’s nothing, we can [...]

ULTIMATE STRESS SOLUTION – You won’t need any other stress medication once you learn this. STRIPPER DODGEBALL – No prizes for guessing the rules of this game! FOOTBALL FUNNIES – Nice compilation of hilarious things that happen on the field.