Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see ‘Closed for the Winter.’ ———————————————————————– Riddle A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she [...]

There were these friends who played golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the guy and said, “Sure.” So they teed off. About two holes into the game, [...]