Billy Bob’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother… he’s an idiot!” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise,” says the doctor.

The new mother says, “Wow, that’s a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise.” Then she asks, “What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

1. Clay Aiken – Clayton Holmes Grissom
2. Akon – Aliuane Badara Thiam
3. Tori Amos – Myra Ellen Amos
4. Trey Anastasio – Ernest Joseph Anastasio III
5. Adam Ant – Stuart Leslie Goddard
6. Marc Anthony – Marco Antonio Muniz
7. Frankie Avalon – Francis Avallone
8. Baby Face – Kenneth Edmonds
9. Erykah Badu – Erica Wright
10. Ginger Baker – Peter Edward Baker
11. Syd Barrett – Roger Keith Barrett
12. Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Russell Tyrell Jones
13. Pat Benatar – Patricia Andrejewski
14. Tony Bennett – Anthony Dominick Benedetto
15. Dickey Betts – Forrest Richard Betts
16. Jello Biafra – Eric Reed Boucher
17. Bo Bice – Harold Elwin Bice
18. Marc Bolan – Mark Feld
19. Michael Boltin – Michael Bolotin
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Pretty old list I think but for the benefit of those who have not seen this before, it’s good for a couple of laughs. Guess these people had the right intentions and some are actually perfect for their usage, but they should have taken a step back and seen what the whole world sees that they probably can’t.

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