This is probably a real-life incident captured about the ongoing saga of the office microwaves. These folks have too much time on their hands. It all began when this department bought a microwave and stuck this note on it.

These are apparently real excuse notes written by parents for the teachers. Is it any wonder that our kids seem to be doing worse than the kids from Asia? * My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. * Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was [...]