These are apparently real excuse notes written by parents for the teachers. Is it any wonder that our kids seem to be doing worse than the kids from Asia? * My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. * Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was [...]

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, and the redhead says “Yeah, [...]