A couple of weeks ago we compared human parenting with animal parenting.  Well once again we show you some of the reasons why some people just shouldn’t be allowed to care for children.

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HILARIOUS RUSSIAN STUDENT PRANKS
Very funny compilation of the crazy stuff Russian students do to each other. Now you got some ideas for your roomie.

COMING OF AGE -- SEX TALK
Cute girl talks to her mom about her boyfriend spending the night over. Hilarious!

STAR WARS SUMMARIZED IN 5 SECONDS
Now don’t you feel stupid spending those hours watching the endless sequels when you could have accomplished all that in 5 seconds?

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A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”

“What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”

The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.”

Dad said, “Bring Belle over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, “OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.”

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle?”

The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, another dog is pushing her home.”

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and his girlfriend meets him at the door.

“Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” she says.

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are already seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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If only more parents understood the truth of these words of wisdom…

Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

They say kids brighten the home. That’s because they never turn the damn lights off.

Give your children two things. One is roots, the other, wings.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
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WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN MEETING HER PARENTS – By Playboy bunnies. Need I say more?

ONE MAN NERD BAND SINGING FINAL COUNTDOWN – Definitely not the best sounding version of ‘Final Countdown’ but somehow it has that magnetic draw to make you want to finish watching.

FUNNY HOME VIDEOS COLLECTION

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Why? My daughter asked. ‘Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs,’ I replied.

At t his point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, ‘Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart. I was thinking quickly. ‘All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom.’

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new
Information.
‘Oh…I get it!’ she beamed, ‘So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the dad.’