Think this was the Halloween party held in Las Vegas last year. Slightly overdue but great to see nonetheless. Why aren’t there such hot parties around my neighborhood??
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Think this was the Halloween party held in Las Vegas last year. Slightly overdue but great to see nonetheless. Why aren’t there such hot parties around my neighborhood??
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party… As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian. ‘
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,’ Son… what happened last night?’
‘Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.’
Confused, he asked his son, ‘So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??’
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This Friday (TGIF!), we are dedicated our hot girls post to all Swedish sexiness. Here are some Swedish chicks showing us that they sure know how to party! Make your Friday last longer by getting drunk later!
Perhaps not very realistic for the wife to reach this way, but still quite funny nonetheless…
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice looking woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
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Was your Halloween Party as sexy and fantastic as the one held in Las Vegas? Doubt it, so just see and fantasize that you were there.
Man, I’m totally wasted today. The weekend has been horrible. Was so exhausted from the week but got dragged to this dreaded party. Here is what I had to endure. And it’s Monday again!!
‘Burning Man’ is party for the art fanatics and the creatives where they will get a chance to exhibit their wild ideas and imaginations to thousands of like-minded people. Back Rock City, Nevada is home to this annual 1-week event where artistic exchanges take place round the clock.
Naturally, apart from admiring the works of art put up by various artists, they will have a wild time partying and rocking, sometimes even in the nude! Enjoy some of the impressive and inspiring art pieces put up this year.
This is a drinking party held at Florida/LSU. Some pretty cute chicks there who seem to be having a blast. Wish I was there!
CAMPUS STORE – Quick visit your campus store to pick up your sexy posters, dirty clothes and permanent porn-drawn whiteboard!
HILARIOUS ANTI-SMOKING AD – Pretty girl refuses to stop for a guy hitch-hiker. Then he lights a cigarette and she changes her mind. No, it is not because she thinks smoking is cool.
WHEN NOT TO THROW A SURPRISE PARTY – Like when your husband is a top and highly trained secret agent would be one.
BEAUTIFUL SEXY GIRL IS NOT WHAT SHE APPEARS – Ridiculously funny tuna ad.
CLAYMATION CHESS – Chess game done claymation style!
ONE NIGHT STAND? – He wished.
This is one of the coolest things I’ve seen recently. This entire mobile vehicle transforms to become a crazy party building with a stage for performances and dining area for food! Pretty neat.
Wild wild spring break party going on with hot hot chicks all around. Sure gets you in the mood for the weekend doesn’t it?
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