Why Did Chicken Cross the Road? Let’s see what others have to say about the incident…. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is [...]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down And looked over the menu… Raw Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative $100.00 The guy called his Friend over and asked, ‘Why such [...]