Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?

Let’s see what others have to say about the incident….

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image the chicken crossing the road.

HANZ BLIX (Head of the United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission) : We have reason to believe there is a chicken, Read the full story »

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down

And looked over the menu…

Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative $100.00

The guy called his Friend over and asked, ‘Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?’

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?” “They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”