PORN BUDDIES – You need one of these! Else, who is going to take care of your stash of porn if anything happens to you?
STONE-AGE TRADING – Guy definitely gets more than he bargained for in exchange for a stone.
WHEN GUYS GLADLY HELP AROUND HOUSE – You know that there is probably something fishy. Nice ad!
LIFE IN SLOW MOTION – Everyday events in slow motion. Nice.
SFW PORN – Why is it that I’m kinda turn on by these seemingly funny images?
LIFE DOES DO YOU FAVORS – Two girls, 1 sexily dressed & 1 not try to hitch-hike and along comes a guy in a car. Who gets the ride?
Hilarious presentation of differing opinions and facts on sex myths.
Myth #1: The bigger the penis, the better the sexual performance.
Yes, bigger is better — just like with plasma TVs and bank accounts.
Science shows, too much just goes to waste.
Surveys show women prefer very small penises and adult men
who still live with their moms.
Myth #2: Liquor makes you last longer.
Yes, but only if you drink in moderation.
We need to test this further, and we are looking for liquor sponsors
and supermodels for the study.
No, studies on monkeys showed alcohol intake leads to two-pump chimps.
Myth #3: Women aren’t aroused by porn.
Women get turned on by porn almost as quickly as men.
They are, but only by porn involving pool guys or pizza delivery men.
No, a study showed women were turned on by Titanic, not
Debbie Does Dallas.
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Kimberly Holland was a simple Texan girl born in 1982. She was first discovered by Playboy in December 2003, from thence she has won several accolades including Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week in Januaray 2004 and Playmate of the Month in October 2004. Amazingly, she was still attending the University of Houston as she did all that! Why aren’t I so lucky to be in school with a porn star?? Well, she graduated with a degree in marketing, which was probably all wasted since her career in Playboy continued to soar ever since.
Kayden Kross was born on 15 September 1985, which makes her only 23! But she has acted in so many porn movies that she was nominated for ‘Favorite Anal Star’ at the FAME awards in 2008. She started stripping at age 18 but for what reason? You got to hear this. In order to earn more money to buy a pony that was destined to be slaughtered. Talk about self-sacrifice. However, this experience opened the door of the adult entertainment as she was spotted by an agent and the rest as they say is history.
Silvia Saint has appeared in more than 200 porn movies and was Penthouse Pet of the Year (Czech edition) in 1996. Pretty hot stuff!
Sorry to disappoint you guys out there, but this is NOT porn. However, this series of pictures must like porn for women, a wild fantasy that will probably never come true. But there’s nothing wrong in dreaming and fantasizing anyway right? Simply hilarious.
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