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Smart Bush Quotes

January 19th, 2009

ON HIMSELF
“They misunderestimated me.”
Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.”
Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002

“There’s no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”
Washington DC, 11 May, 2001

“I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.”
Nashville, Tennessee, 27 May, 2004

FOREIGN AFFAIRS
“For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times.”
Tokyo, 18 February, 2002

“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself.”
Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003

“The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the – the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.”
Washington DC, 27 October, 2003

“Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.”
Washington DC, 17 September, 2004

“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

EDUCATION
“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
Florence, South Carolina, 11 January, 2000

“Reading is the basics for all learning.”
Reston, Virginia, 28 March, 2000

“As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.”
CNN, 30 August, 2000

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001
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Daily Funny Videos

January 8th, 2009

STUFF THROWN AT BUSH – We all know that a shoe was recently thrown at George Bush. But do you know that there were other things thrown at him as well? Watch.




TOO HEAVY – Add a little more, I think I can do it.




AWESOME BICYCLE DOUBLE FLIP – Might be a pretty old clip, but it was the world’s first double flip on a bicycle at that time. You will go WOW.

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Russia’s Presidential Aircraft

December 30th, 2008

Take an inside tour of Russia’s current President, Dimitry Anatolyevich Medvedev’s aircraft as he travels around the world. Lots and lots of gold.

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Clinton’s Side of the Story

December 19th, 2008

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice.

Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief of staff about the cook, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.

It was getting worse and worse till finally he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end and this made him feel even worse. By now he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn’t remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in, he realised to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky’s office with his trousers around his knees.
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Why the Chicken Crossed the Road – Influential Leaders Speak Up

December 5th, 2008

Why Did Chicken Cross the Road?

Let’s see what others have to say about the incident….

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image the chicken crossing the road.

HANZ BLIX (Head of the United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission) : We have reason to believe there is a chicken, Read the full story »

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The End of an Era

November 10th, 2008

With Obama winning the US Presidential elections, thus marks the end of an era with George Bush. Here are some pics of the legacy that George Bush left behind.

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Daily Funny Videos

October 15th, 2008

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE -- Discussing serious issues like girls, parties, super powers and orgies!




HOW BIG IS YOUR ‘DECK’? -- Hilarious comedy with Drew Carey about 4 guys comparing their ‘decks’




NORWAY GIRLS PINGPONG -- Very cool video showing the skills of these cute girls on table tennis. Time for the Chinese girls to do something like this!

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