I wonder how many here are fans of the Simpsons series? If I’m not mistaken, they are the longest-running cartoon comedy series (or so I heard somewhere). Anyway, I think that they are pretty good and here are some of the best quotes from our beloved Homer. 1. Son, when you participate in sporting events, [...]

ON HIMSELF “They misunderestimated me.” Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000 “There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.” Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002 “There’s no question that the minute [...]

I thought that I had a great list previously, but guess human’s ability to be sarcastic knows no bounds and here are more great and caustic one-liners seen on bumper stickers. · I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with subatomic particles. · I killed a 6-pack just to watch it [...]

You might have seen a couple of these driving around, but bet there are many that you have not seen before. Here is a nice collection of bumper stickers produced. · My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her…or something like that. · Keep honking while I reload. · If we are what we [...]

The next time the shit hits the fan, remembering some of these eternal words of wisdom will help you tolerate the stench a little better. 1) Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2) You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 3) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine [...]

So you may have seen some of them before, sue me. But there is nothing like seeing cute (warning: not all are) girls wearing tight tank-tops with slutty messages…

Ok, these are not actual Chinese proverbs (I checked), so let’s just call them Hollywood stereotyped Chinese proverbs. (Pretty sure you can imagine Mr Miyagi saying one of these to karate kid!) Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise [...]

“What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.” –Tom Clancy “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” –Steve Martin “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damned good.” –Woody Allen “Having sex is like playing bridge. [...]

Sorry, we just cannot get enough of these sex-talk clothes.

1) Life isn’t like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapeños — you never know what’s going to burn your ass. 2) I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3) Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get [...]

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. [...]

More funny cheeky clothes that you might see on the streets with wise-ass quotes. Always good to enjoy especially if worn on the correct ‘body’.