WHAT NOT TO DO/SAY ON A DATE – This guy is a walking dating disaster. FUNNY INTERNSHIP INTERVIEW – Crazy guy applies to be an unpaid intern in the company in already works for. And his interviewer is his colleague whom he has named as a reference. Doesn’t make sense? Yeah. BULLDOZER STUNTS – We [...]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never [...]

VIBRATOR BOYFRIEND – Girl picks up a real sensitive and sweet Vibrator, but it was too good to be true. CHEATING GIRLFRIEND – Hi baby. How are you? Wait, who’s that half-naked guy that just came out of your bathroom??? AWESOME GYMNASTICS TUMBLING – Not funny but pretty cool to watch some of the best [...]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives . [...]

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of [...]

The perfect day according to: HER *** 8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 Pounds lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe’ 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into Boyfriend’s/Husband’s ex – notice she’s gained 30 lbs. 3:00 Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap. 7:30 Candlelight dinner [...]

“Emily, I don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her friend at work. “That good-looking Bill in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?” “Oh, my God, “her friend exclaimed. “He’ll wine you, dine you and then use any ruse to get you to his apartment. Then he’ll rip off your [...]

A guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of [...]

Dear Walter, I hope you can help me. The other day, as usual, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. I hadn’t gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to [...]