Tag Archives: rules

December 17, 2008

Marriage Rules

Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that [...]
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December 10, 2008

Examination Rules

Legend has it that a bright young student at Cambridge University had unusual request. During an examination one day he popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued: Proctor: I beg your pardon? Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale. Proctor: Sorry, no. [...]
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September 29, 2008

Dating According to Poker

Tips on when it’s safe to go all in and when it’s best to fold. By Lena Katz. Love is a many-splendored thing. A song your heart sings. And, rosy Hallmark-card clichés aside, it’s a total gamble. You don’t ever know how it’s going to turn out: You could win your heart’s desire, or wind [...]
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September 3, 2008

13 Unspoken Rules of Work

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me [...]
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August 8, 2008

The 10 Commandments for Dating My Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot [...]
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August 5, 2008

20 Unspoken Rules to Live By

Another good article by menshealth to share with everyone here. Which ones HAVN’T you violated? 1. Never ask a woman if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex. 2. It is more important to have good health insurance than good health. 3. Don’t bluff more than once in [...]
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