A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any experience?”

The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home.”

Well, the boss likes the kid so he gives him a job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”

The next day, after the store’s been locked up, the boss says, “How many sales did you make?”

The kid says, “Just one.”

The boss says, “Just one?! Our salespeople average twenty to thirty sales a day! How much was the sale for?”

The kid grins and says, “$99,327.99.”

The boss says, “$99,327.99? What the hell did you sell?”
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