Tag Archives: saying

January 16, 2009

More Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes

I thought that I had a great list previously, but guess human’s ability to be sarcastic knows no bounds and here are more great and caustic one-liners seen on bumper stickers. · I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with subatomic particles. · I killed a 6-pack just to watch it [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
January 9, 2009

Best of Bumper Stickers

You might have seen a couple of these driving around, but bet there are many that you have not seen before. Here is a nice collection of bumper stickers produced. · My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her…or something like that. · Keep honking while I reload. · If we are what we [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
December 4, 2008

Funny and Profound Chinese Proverbs

Ok, these are not actual Chinese proverbs (I checked), so let’s just call them Hollywood stereotyped Chinese proverbs. (Pretty sure you can imagine Mr Miyagi saying one of these to karate kid!) Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes
November 25, 2008

17 Funny Quotes About Sex

“What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.” –Tom Clancy “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” –Steve Martin “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damned good.” –Woody Allen “Having sex is like playing bridge. [...]
Filed under: Stories and Jokes

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