I wonder how many here are fans of the Simpsons series? If I’m not mistaken, they are the longest-running cartoon comedy series (or so I heard somewhere). Anyway, I think that they are pretty good and here are some of the best quotes from our beloved Homer. 1. Son, when you participate in sporting events, [...]

ON HIMSELF “They misunderestimated me.” Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000 “There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.” Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002 “There’s no question that the minute [...]

The next time the shit hits the fan, remembering some of these eternal words of wisdom will help you tolerate the stench a little better. 1) Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2) You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 3) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine [...]

1) Life isn’t like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapeños — you never know what’s going to burn your ass. 2) I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3) Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get [...]

He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. When the chips are down, the [...]

“Aim towards the Enemy.” – Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher “When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.” – U.S. Army “Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” – U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop “If the enemy is in range, so are you.” [...]