Why can’t sleeping be fun?

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Julie Benz is a 37 year old American actress currently playing the role of Rita Bennett on he cable hit Dexter.  For her work on Dexter she took home the 2006 Satellite Award for an Actress in a Supporting Role.  Prior to her work on Dexter he plyed Darla on the vampire classic television shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.  Se is currently single after her marriage ended in divorce in 2008 — so feel free to make a move!

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When you put your tooshie in the air and your ear to the bed you can hear the ocean.  I know that sounds odd ladies, but I swear it is true.  Go home and give it a try…videotape it so we can all see the joy in your eyes.

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I believe that part of my responsibility as the writer on this site is to not only give you guidance in what type of girls to look for each day of the week, bu to also help show you how to keep those said girls happy enough so they don’t bad mouth you to friends.  The ancient Indian text, Kama Sutra, is the most widely held standard on freaky good times.  However, to master this art takes time, practice, and discipline.  I say all you need is some shots of Jameson and some simple pictures to follow.  The problem in the past is the pictures have sucks or you have to look at some guy and no one wants to see that. Luckily we have hot ladies showing you all you need to know.  Have fun!

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It’s Friday and that means it’s Wild Girl time!  This week we have pieced together a very nice collection that included single wild girls, pairs of wild girls, and groups of wild girls of three or more.  I believe that everyone should have the opportunity to get a wild girl and if you are out with some friends just know there is a group of ladies out there for all of you.  Imagine being the guy not to get one of these hotties when all of your friends do?  So remember that simple math is important when hunting on Fridays!!

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Arielle Kebbel is a 24 year old American actress.  You might have sen her in such amazing shows as Gilmore Girls where she played Lindsay Lister, or perhaps the amazing film Soul Plane where she was Heather Hunkee, maybe American Pie: Band Camp, John Tucker Must Die, The Grudge 2??  Nothing?  Well go rent John Tucker because there is some fine ass in that movie to enjoy.

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Mayra Veronica is a 28 year old Cuban model.  Born Mayra Veronica Aruca Rodrigues in 1980 and came to the US in 1984 with her mother.  She took part in beauty pageants and caught the eye of a photographer who helped her put together he modeling book.  She took a job as a celebrity reporter for Miami Hoy and later signed on to be a sexy model on the popular Univision show Don Francisco Presenta.  This led to her being discovered by magazines such as FHM and her appearance in their 2004 calendar took her to new heights.  She has appeared in numerous magazines, has signed advertising deals with Nike, L’Oreal, Burger King, and others while also signing a multi-million recording deal with Universal Motown.

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If they sold Coke like this I would give up Pepsi.

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A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.”

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, “Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now because there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.” The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, “Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.”

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, “Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.”

HILARIOUS RUSSIAN STUDENT PRANKS
Very funny compilation of the crazy stuff Russian students do to each other. Now you got some ideas for your roomie.

COMING OF AGE -- SEX TALK
Cute girl talks to her mom about her boyfriend spending the night over. Hilarious!

STAR WARS SUMMARIZED IN 5 SECONDS
Now don’t you feel stupid spending those hours watching the endless sequels when you could have accomplished all that in 5 seconds?

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“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”

“Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.”

The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett,” the medic said. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.”

The doctor took the husband aside. “I can see why you can’t get it up.”

Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that sex starts only at seven o’clock, not any later.”