Mother’s Day is on May 9 and most people will forget and rush out for a card the morning of hoping your mom doesn’t wake up until you get back.  Of course you will probably be hung over since it is a Sunday morning and sleep until noon.  When you wake up you will have [...]

The shopping season is down to 15 days and if you are like me you still have nothing under the tree.  I am a typical guy and with my wife expecting a baby in a couple of weeks shopping for others has been put on the back burner.  I will have to start making orders [...]

Got dragged to go shopping with your spouse? Some wonderfully creative things to do when you become utterly bored: 1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they are not looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail [...]