Who knew that Ottawa offered so many wonderful things for tourists. Now it doesn’t specifically say if they provide the partner or if you need to bring one so you might want to call ahead before making the trip.
You thought changing a tire on your car on the side of a highway was tough try getting a jack for a stage coach. I would do what I do when it comes to cars. I would get out stare at the thing, nod my head a bit, and say something about not having the right tool to fix it. After that I press that OnStar button and wait for someone else to come and fix it.
You ever get pulled over and the cop asks you why you were pulled over? Well what if you just passed this street sign? I don’t think there is a wrong answer when you describe what you were trying to do. Well officer I aw the sign and to be safe I decided to just pull off a few high speed 360s with the hope that when I came to a stop I would have completed a proper traffic maneuver as drawn on that sign. For the love of god man I had like five beers before I got in my car and you think I can figure that thing out? Hey these cuffs are a bit tight can you get my joint for me so I can relax bit. You see what that sign will cuse!
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