A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: “When you get [...]

A couple in their 80′s were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from [...]

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this, the other blonde replies “I [...]

This is how fairy-tales will become when visualized through an adult.

Lesson Number One A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of [...]

Me: “Thank you for calling [eye doctor’s office], how can I help you?” Lady: “Hello, I want to check on the status of my glasses.” Me: “Okay, what is your full name?” Lady: “Lori Johnson, spelled L-O-R-I.” Me: “Okay, hold please.” (I check the computer for Lori Johnson and it doesn’t come up. I then [...]

A Canadian lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost. “Give me a chance to show you what I can do,” says the skinny guy. [...]

In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.(hellllllooooooo!) ——————– An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist [...]

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has to tell a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the headmaster that she is fed up with his exaggerations. The headmaster tells her to send Billy to him the next time he turns up late. He’ll tell Billy a [...]

Think twice next time you jump into a strangers car ! This story happened about a month ago, in a little town in Mexico, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale it’s real. This guy was on the side of the road, hitch hiking, on a very dark night and in the [...]

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’, [...]

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Golden Gate “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official [...]