The night before one exam, two students tied one on, (well, actually, tied two on, one each), and managed to sleep through the final. They realized they were in serious trouble, so they agreed to tell the professor that they had a flat tire on the way to the exam.

“No problem.” said the Professor, “Come by my office at 5 P.M. and I’ll give you the exam then.”

Feeling pretty clever, the students spent the intervening time getting information on the exam from students who had already taken it, and making sure they knew how to do the problems.

Coming to the professor’s office that evening, they were told, “Leave your books in my office, and I’ll put you in two separate rooms for the exam.” They were both ecstatic to see that the Professor had given them the exact same exam taken by the class that morning.

However, there was an additional page tacked on the end, upon which was written, “For 50% of the grade, which tire was flat?”

HILARIOUS RUSSIAN STUDENT PRANKS
Very funny compilation of the crazy stuff Russian students do to each other. Now you got some ideas for your roomie.

COMING OF AGE -- SEX TALK
Cute girl talks to her mom about her boyfriend spending the night over. Hilarious!

STAR WARS SUMMARIZED IN 5 SECONDS
Now don’t you feel stupid spending those hours watching the endless sequels when you could have accomplished all that in 5 seconds?

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JOB INTERVIEW GONE NOT SO WELL
Hey, you can’t blame a guy for trying hard to get the job he wants right?

COMING OF AGE – HOW TO KISS A GIRL
Another great funny short clip by BBC Three about a guy teaching another guy how to kiss a girl but learns something else instead.

VERY NERVOUS
This guy is so nervous that everyone can see it… right in his pants!

1. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold.

2. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.

3. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.

4. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.

5. Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.

6. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
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These are real course evaluations made by students in various colleges and universities.

1. “This class was a religious experience for me…I had to take it all on faith.”

2. “Text makes a satisfying ‘thud’ when dropped on the floor.”

3. “The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree.”

4. “His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame.”

5. “Textbook is confusing…Someone with a knowledge of English should
proofread it.”

6. “Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That’s the way
I felt all term.”

7. “In class I learn that I can fudge answers and get away with it.”

8. “Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot.”

9. “The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries
to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.”
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While some sources claim that these are based on real comments given by teachers, I find it hard to believe that teachers will actual say such mean things. Funny, but mean. Anyway, they can also be quite useful for anyone who wishes to tell another person just how stupid they are, but in a wonderfully creative way.

1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

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CAR PHONE SALESMAN ON AMERICA’S GOT TALENTS – No one expected anything from this guy who looks like one of those comedians on the show. But when he starts, you can literally feel your goose-bumps rising and in a good way! Amazing Stuff!

DRINKING IN SLOW MOTION – Very cool slow motion video of a dog drinking. You will be surprised to see how it actually gets the water into its mouth.

EXAM CHEATING – At least he has got a very encouraging mother!

Student tradition somewhere where they run through the tunnel in Strathmore and have a wild party through the night. Some pretty hot action going on there! Anyone knows more details about this tradition, please share!

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In each school/college uni there is always a genius who is smarter than others.

Check out the most creative, funny and genius answers to various questions given by smart students.

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