You ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go your way?  Well just think of how much worse it could have been — you could be on the receiving end of these.

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TGIF!  I know that some weekend things get out o hand and you regret some decision you make.  Remember that if you and your buddies decide to rent a party bus to go to Vegas to find hookers at Mandalay Bay – yes in the Circle Bar it’s whore central after midnight – watch the cigar ash while on the bus.  You think you got it out the window but you know it just blows back in.  Have a fie extinguisher handy because 10 drunk guys pissing on a raging bus fire is about as useful as a soft spraying garden hose – please refer o the picture below.

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Put down the gel!  Put it the fuck down now!!  I don’t get some guys these days.  i get that they were brought up in an age were Axe body spray is the top selling scent for 8th graders, but once you can make decisions for yourself buy a mirror.  Once you do that have your family make you look at yourself before leaving the house.  If everyone laughs at you take the hint and face the fact that you are indeed a tool.

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Mom takes a dip

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Stop Calling Me A Homo

It’s Friday and it is time to get your drink on and do something you are going to remember forever.  Why not go out and hook up with the big cowgirl?  You want something you won’t forget it would be ending up in a wheelchair with a fractured everything and the cowgirl rids you for a couple of seconds.

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You ever wonder how some people make it through the day without killing themselves because they have their head up their own ass?

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