Tag Archives: stupid
February 2, 2009
40 Things To Say When You Snap in Work
There are days when you reach beyond what you can bear and snap at work. Instead of saying something completely mundane and unimpactful, here are a few good suggestions of what you can say under those circumstances. If you are gonna crack, might as well make it a good one right? 1. I can see [...]
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November 28, 2008
Darwin Awards 2008 – Top Acts of Stupidity
1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef’s [...]
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November 14, 2008
48 Ways of Calling Someone Stupid
Feel bored of having to reuse the phrase ‘You’re stupid!’ all the time? Need some new vocabulary? Here are 48 other ways of doing so, while sounding much more refined. 1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 2. A few clowns short of a circus. 3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. [...]
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