1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art. We don’t have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 2. Don’t write anything [...]

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one. —- Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t so! sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a [...]