An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam! I will not tolerate any excuse whatsoever for your absence–unless of course you had to go to the hospital because of a serious injury, or someone died in your immediate [...]

While some sources claim that these are based on real comments given by teachers, I find it hard to believe that teachers will actual say such mean things. Funny, but mean. Anyway, they can also be quite useful for anyone who wishes to tell another person just how stupid they are, but in a wonderfully [...]