Who invented the thong and why don’t they get a national holiday? Don’t forget our new gallery!

I just really enjoy Tuesdays.

Will you look at the beautiful view?  Ah to be on the water on a sunny day.

Tooshie Tuesday is always so evenly split….must be the thongs.

Tuesday just puts a smile on my face…without fail every week a smile!

The tramp stamp really brings out the curves on that Tooshie doesn’t it?

Bite that thong! Bite it you naughty girls you!  Oh sorry got a bit carried away there.

I don’t know what it is about the hottie on the left, but she is just sooo damn hot!  The eyes, the lips, the hair, the body, the fact she is touching another half naked hottie…so many reasons.

Every time a guy smiles as a thong goes by an angel gets its wings…that’s in the Bible people.  Well maybe not in the Bible, but I know I wrote it in a Bible once so that counts.

To properly show off a quality tooshie it is all about color coordination with the paint and sheet that you use to cover your couch.  You pick the wrong color and you clash or blend in and that causes all kinds of problems.  Luckily the white/maroon/black combination is just quality.

When you put your tooshie in the air and your ear to the bed you can hear the ocean.  I know that sounds odd ladies, but I swear it is true.  Go home and give it a try…videotape it so we can all see the joy in your eyes.

If your Monday Memory is bending over backwards you know you had yourself a good weekend!