NO DIRT! -- Funny commercial about a hot chick, drugs and toilets. Go figure.

STUPID GUY LETS LAPTOP FLY AWAY -- Chinese guy gets convinced by fun chicks to tie his laptop to the balloons during an Oktoberfest outdoor party. Pretty sure he hates balloons now.

COOL PEPSI COMMERCIAL -- Brings out the Italian Mafia in you.

SNEAKY CAT – This cat is super cute. Check out what happens each time the camera comes out of hiding and film it. It will do well in the wild.

KLONDIKE BAR – Crazy Ad.

TOILET PRANK – One second you are taking a dump and the next second… you are doing something much more!

Find that your employees are slacking off at work? Not fully utilizing their office hours? Spending too much time in the restroom and toilet chats? Try this new policy that is guaranteed to return those lost hours to your company!

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective immediately, a Restroom Trip Policy will be established to provide a more consistent method of accounting for each employee’s restroom time and ensuring equal treatment of all employees.

Under the policy a “Restroom Trip Bank” will be established for each employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given twenty Restroom Trip Credits. These credits may be accumulated.

Within four to six weeks, the entrance doors to all restrooms are being equipped with personal identification stations and computer- linked voice print recognition devices. Before the end of the month each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal and one under stress) to the Human Resources Department. The voice print recognition station will be operational but not restrictive during the entire month. Employees should acquaint themselves with the stations during that period.
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1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, “Damn, this water’s cold.”

5. Drop a marble and say, “Oh shit! My glass eye!”

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