Mom always said it’s funny until someone gets eaten by a Polar Bear.

RUN!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are in for a long week when your wake up face down outside your house.

And you thought you had a tough weekend!

Summer in the city and love in the air.  You ever miss a wedding and find out later it was the can’t miss event of all time?  Well I bet this wedding would have been one of those that you just had to be there to believe.  The bow tie is classy.

It’s the hard working spirit of the youth in this country that will lead us when we are in our Golden Years.  Or I might b working until I drop dead at 90 supporting my good for nothing kids!

I am back from Texas and I would prefer being beamed up so I can get a few more days off from work.  Hit up Twin Peaks, The Flying Saucer, Sherlock’s, saw some insane weather, and the Rangers split two against the Mariners.

You ever wonder why som kids grow up with serious emotional issues?  Who would have thought those issues can be caused by a happy characiture.

It’s hard enough to find a job these days, but I never thought my boss was serious when he said he could get a monkey to replace me.

Always remember that when you mess with the bull you get the horns.  Sometimes that saying is a bit more real than others.

Nothing like Granny the Celtics fan throwing down some gang signs to warm your heart.  It is right up there with giving a baby an empty bottle of beer so you can take a picture that looks like you are the wild parents.  However if you give a baby a full bottle of beer by [...]

Now give me a thumbs up if you are excited about being back at work!  OK how about a backward thumbs up if you just want to look at some hot amateurs?  Fair enough.