A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

“Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them
intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.”

Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some
resolution of the dilemma.
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