After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, “What the hell happened?” “As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss,” replied the wife. “Piss on him,” answered the husband. “You did,” said the wife, “and he fired [...]

Small list of comics about how it all goes downhill after marriage.

Perhaps not very realistic for the wife to reach this way, but still quite funny nonetheless… A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going [...]

There were these friends who played golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the guy and said, “Sure.” So they teed off. About two holes into the game, [...]

Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them [...]

SONG FOR WIFE – You should definitely say these things to your wife… if you want a divorce. SEVERED SNAKE HEAD STILL ATTACKS – Why does this snake remind me of Terminator? FUNNY ACCENTS GET YOU IN TROUBLE – Funny narration of an Italian man who gets misunderstood whatever he says.

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The first guy said, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional.” The second guy responded, “I’m a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.” They then asked the woman, “What are you?” She replied: “I’m a WIFE. You know, Wash, [...]